Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on June 05, 1980)

Happy birthday, Sips! Another year closer to turning your dirt empire into a global powerhouse—though hopefully with fewer accidental floods and questionable business ethics. May this coming chapter be as epic as that classic series where you built factories by sheer stubbornness, unrivaled sarcasm, and precisely zero planning ahead.

Whether you're flexing CEO skills at Sipsco or crafting absolute chaos on streams—your comedic genius remains unmatched. From breaking games effortlessly to pioneering groundbreaking corporate strategies ("just dig more holes"), you've brightened our days endlessly.

Here's hoping today's festivities involve cake better-managed than your typical inventory system. Have an awesome one, Chris!