Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on July 02, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Chris Marrero! You're still hitting it out of the park—legend says pitchers tremble when they hear your name whispered around minor league stadiums! From your impressive debut with the Nationals in 2011 to joining forces later with the Baltimore Orioles, you've always kept fans on their toes (and glove manufacturers busy).

As you celebrate another year rounding all life's bases, remember: Age is just like baseball stats—the higher it gets, the more legendary you become. Keep swinging hard and laughing louder; here's wishing this next chapter brings memorable hits both on and off field!