Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on September 20, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Chris Mooney! May your day be filled with fewer storms than "Storm World," and may the only war you encounter today involve cake frosting. Your insightful journalism has enlightened us all—earning a spot on the New York Times Best Seller List is no small feat; clearly, you've mastered both science and storytelling.

Here's to another year of debunking myths, championing facts over fiction (even when it's inconvenient), and making environmental issues as compelling as binge-worthy TV shows. Keep writing boldly—we promise we'll keep reading eagerly. Cheers to more success ahead—and remember: age is just an alternative fact!