Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on September 03, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Chris Nelson! From your debut with the Colorado Rockies in 2010 to those clutch hits and smooth plays at second base, you've always known how to turn double plays into double smiles. Your glove was slicker than a freshly watered infield, and your swing sweeter than ballpark cotton candy.

As you celebrate another trip around the bases of life today, may it be filled with fewer curveballs off-field and more home-run moments ahead. Keep sliding safely into happiness—just like you did countless times on Coors Field dirt—and remember: age is just a number; batting averages are forever!