Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 20, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Chris Ogbonnaya! Your moves on the field are as memorable as your name is hard to spell—announcers everywhere thank you for keeping them sharp. From dashing through defenders with the Rams and Texans to grinding out yards in Cleveland since 2011, you've earned every slice of cake today.

Hope this year's celebration finds more comfort than those tackles endured over your NFL career. May your day be filled with big laughs faster than your fastest runs and a birthday wish that's easier achieved than outrunning Pittsburgh linebackers. Cheers to another year older—but forever quicker than opposing defenses!