Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on March 30, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Chris Paterson! You're the rugby legend who could kick goals blindfolded and sprint past defenders like they were standing still. Whether dazzling fans at Murrayfield or making your mark with Gloucester, you've always shown versatility that left opponents scratching their heads—and sometimes picking grass from their teeth!

From your record-breaking 109 caps for Scotland to becoming the nation's all-time leading points scorer, you've given us countless unforgettable moments. Even though you hung up those boots a while ago, we bet you're still kicking life's challenges straight between the posts.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and success—cheers!