Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 04, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Chris Robshaw! The man whose tackles are so fierce, even gravity takes notes. Ever since you joined Harlequins back in 2005 and quickly took the captain's armband, you've been showing opponents exactly why rugby isn't for the faint-hearted. Your all-around brilliance on the pitch has made fans cheer louder—and rivals reconsider their career choices.

From leading Quins to Premiership glory in 2012 to your relentless performances with England, you've tackled every challenge head-on (literally). May your birthday be filled with fewer bruises than match days and more cake than scrums—because let's face it, no one dares tackle a slice away from you!