Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on September 06, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Chris Schuler! You're the defender who made opponents rethink their life choices since joining Real Salt Lake back in 2010. Your epic tackles and fearless headers have become legendary—rumor has it forwards still wake up sweating from nightmares of your defensive prowess.

From playoff heroics to shutting down top strikers, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and rivals plenty of headaches). May this birthday bring you as much joy as that unforgettable goal against LA Galaxy or those clutch clearances under pressure. Keep defending like a boss—and remember: age is just another attacker you'll effortlessly block out!