Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on January 14, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Chris Slater! Ever since you made your rock-solid debut with Chasetown back in 2005, strikers have been running scared. Your brief adventure with Port Vale in '08's still memorable—rumor has it opponents actually celebrated when you returned home to Chasetown later that year!

Here's to the man whose tackles are harder than algebra tests and whose defensive instincts could halt rush-hour traffic. May your reflexes remain sharp, just like that epic FA Cup run moment. Remember: age is merely a number—though we won’t count how many forwards you've frustrated along the way. Have a fantastic birthday!