Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on April 15, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Chris Stuckmann! May your day be filled with more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film and fewer disappointments than the latest video game adaptation. Your hilarious yet insightful reviews have saved countless movie nights from disaster—you're basically cinema's superhero without the cape (though we wouldn't judge if you wore one).

Congrats on all your recent successes—from hitting impressive milestones on YouTube to making strides as an accomplished filmmaker and author. Keep bringing us those quick-witted critiques that make even terrible movies worth watching just for your reaction alone. Here's hoping this year is certified fresh!