Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on March 10, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Chris Sutton! A striker so sharp, defenders still wake up sweating from nightmares of your Celtic glory days. Who could forget 2004 when you dazzled Scotland and earned the SPFA Players' Player of the Year? Or those legendary Blackburn Rovers years—47 goals in 130 appearances—that left goalkeepers questioning their career choices?

And let's not overlook that brief yet memorable stint at Chelsea; short but sweet enough to leave a lasting impression (and maybe a few bruises on opponents). Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are as timeless and entertaining as your iconic headers and witty commentary. Cheers!