Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on July 25, 1973)

Happy birthday, Chris! Much like Homer Simpson in pursuit of donuts, you've tirelessly pursued excellence — enlightening us all with the witty depth of "Planet Simpson." Who knew one cartoon family could hold the secrets to a generation's identity? Thankfully, you did!

Whether you're dissecting pop culture or navigating climate crises (cue dramatic Lisa-style activism), your books and articles keep proving your genius. Your spectacular insights ensure you'll never get mistaken for Bart at career day.

Here's hoping this next year brings another bestseller or two—and perhaps a spot as Springfield’s official historian. Celebrate responsibly—don’t have a cow, man!