Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on January 28, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Chris Wondolowski! May your day be filled with as many smiles as all those goals you scored for San Jose—especially that legendary 27-goal season back in 2012 that made MLS defenders reconsider their life choices. Your talent turned goal nets into fishing nets; they spent more time catching your shots than anything!

And while fans remember you fondly from Earthquakes glory days, the U.S. national team is still grateful you've been scoring internationally since 2011—proving age is just a number (and goals, apparently, aren’t). Here's wishing one timeless striker another year of great strikes and fewer offsides flags!