Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on November 03, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Christian Jimenez! From your early days dazzling fans with the San Gabriel Valley Highlanders in 2001 to making waves at Chivas USA and Real Salt Lake, you've always known how to keep midfield exciting. Your moves on the pitch were smoother than birthday cake frosting—sweet memories indeed!

Though your time at Real Salt Lake from 2006-2007 was brief, it left a lasting impression; just like that unforgettable goal celebration dance we still chuckle about today. May this year bring you as much joy as watching defenders chase after you hopelessly did for us back then. Cheers!