Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on April 13, 1949)

Happy birthday to the legendary Christopher Hitchens! Your wit remains sharper than your critiques of Henry Kissinger, and let's admit it—your relentless pursuit for intellectual honesty still leaves us both inspired (and just a bit intimidated). Today we're raising glasses in honor of all those memorable debates that left opponents stumbling over their arguments—and occasionally, their egos.

From challenging unquestioned authorities to delivering eloquent takedowns with unmatched flair, you've truly set an impossibly high standard. Here's wishing you yet another year filled with fierce discussions—but perhaps fewer fiery confrontations so we mere mortals can finally catch our breath!