Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 22, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Christopher Maloney! May your day rock harder than a Cosmosquad guitar solo and be as epic as touring with Dweezil Zappa. Your riffs have always been timeless, just like the endless debates among fans about how you manage to make instrumental hard rock look so effortlessly cool.

From shredding stages worldwide to crafting melodies that defy gravity (and occasionally logic), you've given us countless unforgettable moments. Here's hoping this year brings even more success—perhaps another legendary collaboration or an album that makes our speakers spontaneously combust from sheer awesomeness. Keep rocking and rolling; age is just another encore!