Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on April 02, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Christopher Meloni! May your day be filled with more excitement than Detective Elliot Stabler chasing down suspects through the gritty streets of New York City. Your intense gaze and iconic one-liners never fail to impress—even criminals pause their crime spree to appreciate that intimidating yet charming stare.

From your legendary moments on "Law & Order: SVU" to now brilliantly steering your own detective series "Organized Crime," you've continuously proven that nothing ages better than Stabler’s tough-guy bravado and fierce dedication. Wishing you fewer interrogations and more celebrations today—you’ve certainly earned it. Keep bringing justice (and wit) effortlessly!