Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on September 15, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Christopher Myers! You're the only guy who can make snapping a football look like an art form. Congrats on your back-to-back Pro Bowl selections—clearly, you're not just guarding quarterbacks; you're also protecting Houston's pride!

Here's hoping this birthday is as smooth and flawless as one of your legendary snaps. May you celebrate with fewer tackles and more cake slices today—and remember: age might slow others down, but for someone who's spent years blocking 300-pound linemen effortlessly, it's merely another number to pancake into submission. Cheers to many more seasons (and birthdays) ahead!