Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on December 20, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Chris Tanev! From your fearless shot-blocking heroics to those epic defensive stands since joining the Vancouver Canucks back in 2010, you've proven that defensemen truly are hockey's unsung superheroes. Your ability to calmly handle pressure situations makes us wonder if you're secretly part goalie—without all the bulky pads.

Here's wishing you another year filled with fewer bruises (though we know you'll gladly take one for the team), more highlight-reel moments on ice, and plenty of laughs off it. Keep skating strong and remember: age is just a number—but blocked shots count forever! Cheers to you!