Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on May 13, 1967)

Happy birthday to the legendary Chuck Schuldiner! Your riffs are heavier than my grandma's fruitcake, and your vocals have inspired more air guitar solos in bedrooms worldwide than anyone can count. From pioneering death metal with Death to influencing generations of musicians, you've truly rocked our worlds.

Even though you're known for intense lyrics and brutal melodies, we suspect deep down there's a softie who secretly enjoys cupcakes topped with skull-shaped sprinkles. Here's hoping today brings you as much joy as your music has brought headbangers everywhere—keep shredding eternally on that cosmic stage!