Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on November 23, 1950)

Happy Birthday, Senator Chuck Schumer! You've been navigating Capitol Hill since the days of cassette tapes and shoulder pads—clearly, your political career has aged better than most fashion trends. From championing healthcare reform to steering critical legislation through Congress as Senate Majority Leader, you've proven that persistence (and a good pair of reading glasses) can truly change history.

Your recent successes in bipartisan infrastructure deals remind us all that bridges aren't just for crossing rivers—they're also handy metaphors for cooperation. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter and fewer filibusters; after all these years in politics, you deserve both!