Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on May 11, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Clarence! You've always been the ultimate escape artist—making Houdini look like an amateur. Your legendary Alcatraz breakout still has folks scratching their heads and prison wardens double-checking locks everywhere.

Here's to another year of keeping everyone guessing about your whereabouts. Wherever you are (and we're pretty sure you're not telling), we hope you're celebrating in style—perhaps with a cake shaped like Alcatraz? Keep making history mysterious; after all these years, you've truly mastered the art of vanishing acts!

Cheers to you on this timeless birthday—you've certainly proven that age is just another number worth escaping from!