Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on June 23, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Justice Clarence Thomas! May your day be filled with joy and laughter—after all, interpreting the Constitution strictly doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. Your unwavering commitment to originalism has certainly made history (and probably given law students plenty of sleepless nights).

From landmark opinions to memorable dissents, you've consistently reminded us that sticking closely to the Founders' intent can sometimes ruffle feathers—but hey, who said constitutional interpretation was easy? Here's hoping your birthday is as timeless as your judicial philosophy—and may this year bring fewer split decisions and more unanimous cake servings. Cheers!