Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on April 23, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Claude Julien! The man who brought the Stanley Cup back to Boston in 2011, ending a 39-year drought and forever earning free clam chowder anywhere in New England. Your calm demeanor behind the bench made fans wonder if you were secretly meditating or just plotting your next brilliant line change.

From guiding the Bruins through epic playoff battles to becoming one of hockey's most respected coaches, you've proven that patience and strategy can indeed triumph over chaos. May your birthday be filled with fewer penalty minutes and more cake slices—just don't bench anyone for icing violations today!