Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on February 09, 1937)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Clete Boyer! With 16 impressive seasons in Major League Baseball, your glove at third base was so golden it probably blinded batters. Winning that Gold Glove Award back in '69 wasn't just an achievement—it was proof you could snag baseballs faster than most people blink.

Your defensive skills were timeless; rumor has it hitters still wake up sweating from nightmares of your lightning-fast reflexes and impossible catches. Here's hoping today you're celebrating with fewer dives into dirt and more slices of cake—after all those years guarding third base, you've definitely earned extra frosting!