Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on June 15, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Clifford! Another year older and still investigating life's greatest mysteries—like how you manage to fit two Pulitzer Prizes on one shelf. From your groundbreaking investigative reporting in 2003 that shook things up, to your insightful international coverage in 2011 that opened eyes worldwide—you've certainly set the bar high.

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer deadlines and more headlines about cake consumption. May your next big scoop involve uncovering where all those missing socks go or why coffee cups mysteriously empty themselves during late-night writing sessions. Keep inspiring us with humor, brilliance, and relentless curiosity for years to come!