Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 06, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Clint Barmes! From your debut with the Rockies in 2003 to that unforgettable power surge of 23 home runs in 2009, you've always swung for the fences. Who knew a middle-infielder could pack such a punch? Rumor has it pitchers still have nightmares about your bat.

Here's hoping your birthday is as smooth as one of your double plays and filled with more laughs than an infielder's blooper reel. May you continue rounding life's bases with style—just watch out for slippery stairs (we haven't forgotten!). Cheers to another year of great memories and even better stories!