Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on December 26, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Clint! Another year older and wiser—though we're pretty sure your constitutional arguments age better than you do. From championing liberty at the Goldwater Institute to making waves in Arizona's legal circles, you've certainly set a high bar (pun intended).

Your tireless advocacy for individual rights has inspired many—and terrified opposing counsel even more. May this birthday bring fewer objections and plenty of sustained celebrations. Here's hoping your next landmark victory involves cake rather than courtrooms!

Cheers to another year filled with laughter, success, and minimal dissenting opinions on how awesome you truly are. Happy Birthday!