Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on September 01, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Clinton Portis! You're still juking through life with the same flair you showed dodging defenders on Sundays. From your unforgettable rookie season rushing over 1,500 yards to those legendary touchdown celebrations that made fans laugh and opponents scratch their heads—your style remains unmatched.

Even though you've hung up your cleats, you're forever sprinting into our hearts faster than a linebacker chasing after one of your breakaway runs. May this birthday bring as much joy as watching highlights from when you dominated defenses weekly—and may no cake defender ever stop you at the goal line today!