Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 22, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Coenie Oosthuizen! From scrumming down with the Toyota Cheetahs back in 2008 to bulldozing opponents on rugby fields worldwide, you've always tackled life head-on—literally. Your legendary prop skills have left countless rivals wondering if they accidentally collided with a charging rhino.

Whether it's your powerhouse performances in Super Rugby or those unforgettable moments representing South Africa internationally, you've consistently shown that props aren't just about brute strength—they've got style and charisma too. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with as much joy (and fewer bruises) than you typically leave behind on match day!

Cheers to another year of unstoppable force!