Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on August 11, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Colby Rasmus! From your rookie days with the Cardinals in 2009 to those epic home runs that soared higher than stadium hot dog prices, you've always kept fans on their toes. Your glove was like a magnet—catching fly balls as effortlessly as you caught our attention.

Whether rocking Cardinal red or making highlight reels across MLB parks, your style and swagger made baseball fun. Here's hoping this birthday is filled with fewer curveballs and more cake slices flying over fences!

Cheers to another year of knocking life's pitches out of the park—just don't pull a hamstring celebrating!