Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on November 03, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Colin Kaepernick! You're the only guy who can casually step in mid-season and turn a backup gig into an NFC Championship run. Seriously, most people can't even switch coffee brands without drama—yet you took over for Alex Smith like it was just another Tuesday.

And let's not forget that epic 6-year extension worth over $110 million back in 2014. Clearly, your dual-threat skills weren't limited to running and passing—you also mastered sprinting straight to the bank! Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those playoff runs; may you always scramble past life's defenders with style!