Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on October 10, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Colin Slade! May your celebrations be as accurate and impressive as those pinpoint kicks you delivered for the Highlanders between 2011 and 2013. Your ability to gracefully dodge tackles made opponents look like they were chasing shadows—though rumor has it they're still trying to catch up!

From thrilling tries at Forsyth Barr Stadium to clutch conversions under pressure, you've given rugby fans countless memorable moments. Even though defenders might not miss seeing your quick sidesteps on game day, we certainly do.

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, joy—and fewer bruises than match days past!