Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 03, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Collin Mooney! You're the guy who tackled not only defensive linemen but also military service—all while proving that even tanks can carry a football. We still marvel at your incredible journey from Army standout to proudly marching onto the Tennessee Titans' roster as their fullback in 2012. Honestly, it's tough deciding what was scarier: facing drills at boot camp or charging headfirst into a wall of linebackers.

Cheers to you on your special day—may your year ahead be filled with fewer bruises and far more touchdowns. After all, when life gives you defenses, just Mooney through them!