Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 22, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Colton! Survivor's youngest mastermind—your legendary tactics and polarizing charm made every tribal council unforgettable. Whether loved or loathed, your strategic moves kept everyone guessing (and sometimes gasping!). Who else could stir the pot so effortlessly while flashing that mischievous grin?

Here's to celebrating another year of bold adventures beyond reality TV drama. May you continue thriving with humor, wit, and perhaps slightly fewer blindsides in real life—but hey, no promises needed! Keep embracing life's challenges head-on; after all, you've proven you're always ready to outwit and outlast whatever comes next. Cheers to more memorable moments ahead!