Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 22, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Colton! Here's to the man whose adventures have reached heights most of us can only dream of— though admittedly under somewhat questionable conditions. Your remarkable talent for mastering aircraft, boats, and cars without proper keys has earned you a unique place in history as aviation's unofficial "borrower." Truly resourceful!

But seriously—we do hope your future 'success' comes with less turbulence and fewer legal landings. May this new chapter bring brighter (and entirely law-abiding) skies ahead. Wishing you clear runways to happiness from here on out—preferably ones that you've officially cleared for takeoff first!