Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on November 14, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Condoleezza Rice! From mastering diplomacy as the 66th U.S. Secretary of State to gracefully navigating global politics under President George W. Bush, you've always shown us how it's done—with poise and a killer piano solo on the side.

Whether you're tackling international crises or teeing off at Augusta National (breaking barriers along the way), your achievements continue to inspire. Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer diplomatic briefings and more time for football games—after all, Stanford's sidelines wouldn't be complete without their favorite professor cheering them on!

Wishing you laughter, joy, and endless touchdowns ahead!