Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 18, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Connor Barwin! You're the only linebacker we know who can tackle quarterbacks and style points simultaneously. Drafted 46th overall by the Texans in 2009, you quickly showed everyone that sacks weren't just a stat—they were your personal greeting cards to opposing QBs.

Your first season with the Eagles in 2013 was legendary—5 sacks and 82 tackles? Clearly, you believed in making a strong first impression. Here's hoping your birthday celebration is as epic as your defensive highlights reel. Just remember: tackling cake calories doesn't count toward career stats!

Cheers to another year of greatness, Connor!