Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on September 10, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Connor Robertson! A toast to the man who conquered batters with a powerful right arm and an even stronger sense of humor. Your stellar moments with the Oakland Athletics in 2007 and your triumphant stint in 2008 pitching for the Arizona Diamondbacks definitely proved that diamonds aren't just a girl's best friend—they might be yours too!

Here's hoping your birthday brings fewer curveballs than you threw on those big league days, more smiles than strikeouts accumulated, and cake sweeter than any perfectly-timed slider. Cheers to celebrating another amazing year ahead—may it be filled with victories as memorable as your MLB journey!