Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on August 25, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Conrad! You've always had a knack for making headlines—whether publishing them or starring in them yourself. Your journey from powerful publisher to prison philosopher proves you're truly versatile; after all, not everyone can turn mail fraud into fan mail!

But seriously, your resilience and wit continue to impress us all. From bestselling books that showcase your sharp intellect and eloquence, to insightful commentary reminding Canada (and the world) of your enduring voice—you've shown there's life beyond controversy. Here's wishing you another year filled with success—and fewer court appearances! Cheers to many more memorable chapters ahead!