Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on July 16, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Corey Feldman! From your unforgettable portrayal of Teddy Duchamp in "Stand by Me," you've given us timeless moments that still make us laugh and reminisce. Who else could rock thick glasses and army fatigues with such charm? Your adventures along the railroad tracks taught generations about friendship—and how to dodge trains!

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, success, and maybe fewer leeches than your iconic river scene. Keep standing tall (by me or anyone!) because you're truly one-of-a-kind. Cheers to more memorable roles ahead—just remember: no matter what happens today, avoid any pie-eating contests!