Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on October 29, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Cortez Allen! You're the only guy who can intercept birthday cake faster than a quarterback's pass. With two interceptions and three forced fumbles in your first few seasons with Pittsburgh, you proved that quarterbacks weren't safe when throwing near number 28.

From being drafted by the Steelers back in 2011 to racking up an impressive 75 tackles early on, you've always tackled life head-on—literally! May this year bring fewer penalties and more touchdowns (or at least some extra slices of cake). Keep celebrating like it's fourth down and goal; you're forever our favorite cornerback superstar.