Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on August 20, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Cory Joseph! From your early days with the Spurs, you've always had that special knack for clutch plays and smooth moves. Whether it's sinking buzzer-beaters or dishing out assists like candy on Halloween, your game has aged finer than Coach Pop's wine collection.

Here's to the man who makes dribbling through NBA defenses look easier than blowing out birthday candles! May your celebrations be as epic as your championship run in 2014 and as memorable as those highlight-worthy crossovers. Keep ballin', Cory—you're proof that great point guards only get better with age (and cake). Cheers!