Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on March 26, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Courtney Yates! Survivor China’s sassiest contestant and queen of unforgettable one-liners—your sharp wit and hilarious commentary made every tribal council a comedy show. Who else could survive the wilderness with sarcasm as their primary survival skill? Your iconic eye-rolls alone deserve their own reality spin-off!

Here's to another year filled with laughter, adventure, and continued success beyond the bamboo forests of Survivor. May your birthday be free from rice diets, immunity challenges, or Jeff Probst interrogations—and may you always remain our favorite survivor who conquered hearts without ever pretending to enjoy camping. Cheers to you, Courtney!