Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on October 05, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Craig! May your day be filled with fewer frustrations than those early WheezyWaiter job rants and more joy than a perfectly executed song parody. You've shown us that daily vlogging can indeed become an art form—especially when accompanied by witty commentary on life's quirks.

Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success (and perhaps fewer beard-related mishaps). Keep inspiring laughter, thoughtful reflection, and spontaneous sing-alongs; after all these years of cultural insights and comedic brilliance, you've truly earned it. Cheers to another orbit around the sun—and remember: careful with that clone army today!