Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on March 23, 1937)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Craig Breedlove—the man who didn't just break speed records, he left them in the dust! Craig, you've always had a knack for making 400 mph look like a leisurely Sunday drive and turning turbojet-powered vehicles into your personal roller skates. Your fearless pursuit of speed has inspired generations—and terrified insurance companies everywhere.

Here's wishing you another year filled with excitement (though maybe at slightly lower speeds). May your birthday cake candles burn as brightly as your record-breaking runs—just be careful blowing them out; we wouldn't want you accidentally breaking any more sound barriers today!