Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on January 31, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Craig Carton! Another year older and still the undisputed king of sports banter. From your legendary mornings with Boomer on "Boomer and Carton," waking up New Yorkers with laughs louder than rush-hour traffic, to those unforgettable afternoons at Jersey 101.5—your voice has become as iconic as a Yankees-Mets rivalry.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than watching Jets fans cautiously optimistic in September (we know how that usually ends). Keep bringing us hilarious takes, memorable rants, and endless entertainment—we wouldn't want it any other way. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!