42 years old (Born on December 31, 1982)
Happy Birthday, Craig Gordon! You're the only goalkeeper who can age gracefully while still diving like it's 2006. Remember that epic Scottish Cup victory with Hearts? Fans are still replaying your saves in their dreams—legend has it they're even better in slow motion!From guarding Scotland's net between 2004 and 2010 to becoming a timeless icon at Tynecastle Park, you've proven goalkeepers don't get older—they just become more legendary. May your reflexes stay sharp, your gloves sticky, and may you always celebrate birthdays as effortlessly as stopping penalties.
Cheers to another year of greatness—you absolute legend!