Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on September 26, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Craig Janney! You're still skating circles around the rest of us—even if it's just metaphorically these days. From your silky-smooth passes with the Bruins to those clutch playoff moments with St. Louis, you've always had a knack for making hockey look easy (and opponents look silly). Your assists were legendary—so precise they could thread needles blindfolded!

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable as your career highlights and filled with fewer penalties than some of those intense rivalry games! Keep celebrating like you played: smooth moves, great timing, and plenty of laughs along the way.