Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on November 15, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Craig Shoemaker! You've brilliantly guided many of us hopelessly whipped guys back from the brink with “Straight Eye for the Whipped Guy.” Your hilarious take on relationship survival should really be taught in schools. After all, you've single-handedly done more to rescue man caves worldwide than any HGTV marathon ever could.

Seriously though, your comedic genius and relatable storytelling have given endless laughs (and probably saved countless arguments). Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter—and hopefully fewer weekend trips picking out decorative throw pillows. Keep making us smile; because let's face it—it's cheaper than couples therapy!